This Week in Stupid

For the Week of 13 May 2026

Wednesdays here at the Phil Elmore/Samurai Press Substack, we look at the dumbest nonsense the Internet has to offer. Let’s dive right in with… well, allow me to gesture vaguely at everything.

This week, we talk about a Catholic bishop mauled by a bear, murderous incels in Brazil, murderous Karmelo Anthonys in the US, some RV bloggers who got killed living in an RV, a California mayor who was probably a Chinese spy, and much more. It’s all behind the paywall (which you won’t notice if you’re already a paid subscriber).